eBay Find of The Day: MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!! ed.

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 08/08/2014 at 10:33 • Filed to: None

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2006 Corvette made to look like this:

Some how, it all went horribly wrong.

9 were made, thankfully, GM got the legal team involved so that no more of these abominations can be made. So, this is only one of 9 and the only one in two-tone.

Fortunately, they only ruined an automatic Corvette with this example.

However awful it may be, it can be yours for the low, low price of $34,900! It's in Charlestown, Rhode Island if you want it. !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

Jagvar > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/08/2014 at 10:35

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Why? Why?

sellphones2493 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/08/2014 at 10:36

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That's pretty awful. However, I will admit, the back is slightly cool.

The color is ultimately what makes this look like $hit. I'm all for brown, but not brown two-tone.

GhostZ > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/08/2014 at 10:37

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heliochrome85 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/08/2014 at 10:37

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this thing needed to be aborted.

Alfalfa > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/08/2014 at 10:38

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This feels like one of those "Pinterest Fails" memes.

Nailed it!

mcseanerson > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/08/2014 at 10:40

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Sounds like someone finally started their own custom car business.

Living the dream buddy.

Soloburrito > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/08/2014 at 10:43

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Diesel > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/08/2014 at 10:46

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I like it, just swap out Red for Brown. Call it the Iron Man Corvette.

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > sellphones2493 08/08/2014 at 10:46

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I gotta say I'm with you on that. If this was one of the "primary" colors, red, silver, maybe a matte black or hunter green, I think it would look okay.

CalzoneGolem > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/08/2014 at 10:48

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This would be vastly improved if it were one color. But it would look a lot less like Iron Man. So there's that.

As Du Volant > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/08/2014 at 10:48

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CP.

Of brown, diesel, stick shift, shooting brake they've only nailed one.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/08/2014 at 10:52

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"made to look like this"...by a blind person with one hand.

$kaycog > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/08/2014 at 11:04

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Geez, that's ugly. Poor car.

erikgrad > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/08/2014 at 11:07

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Err, I like it, with exception of the color scheme and badging.

I can only conclude from this that I am a terrible, terrible person

FKA-RacecaR > mcseanerson 08/08/2014 at 11:17

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Seems like I say this every time a picture of that car pops on here, but THAT CAR IS IN MY TOWN!!

mcseanerson > FKA-RacecaR 08/08/2014 at 11:18

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Then why have you not held up your Jalop oath and walked up to it next time he leaves it unattended at the pump and doused it with gasoline and tossed in a zippo?

FKA-RacecaR > mcseanerson 08/08/2014 at 11:19

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Because that is a good waste of a zippo.

Also, I don't get out much.

Quattro-luvr, Powered by Datsun & Stinger > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/08/2014 at 11:21

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Someone needs to get falcon punched in the trachea.

crown victor victoria > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/08/2014 at 11:30

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Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/08/2014 at 11:42

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The exterior could've been so much better if it were simply painted silver, I think that would go a long way to making this look better.

But at the end of the day it's probably fucked no matter what.

n54 & s38 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/08/2014 at 15:53

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What. In. The. Actual. FUCK?

My eyes! The goggles do NOTHING!

StingrayJake > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/08/2014 at 19:22

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Now... In my short time here I've frequently said that whatever somebody does with their car/money is their own business, and if they like what they produced, good for them.

But in this case... WHY!?!?!

bubblestheturtle > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/08/2014 at 23:20

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It's lovely. You did a nice job. Wait! I'm not the owners mother. Dude, that sucks! WTF?

Keith O'Toole > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/11/2014 at 13:52

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I guess I'm the only one who's like "eh, not that bad." I wouldn't drive it, but the front isn't horrible (grille insert is awful, the rest of it... ok.) The back is way overdone. But if it's way overdone in a manner that isn't going to shake apart in 10 miles (can't judge that from the pics) then I say let a fool and his money drive in whatever glorious contraption they want.
tl;dr - I've seen a lot worse

Anthony Miller > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/11/2014 at 13:54

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I'll take this instead please

Dogapult > crown victor victoria 08/13/2014 at 13:58

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"That's a bad car!"

crown victor victoria > Dogapult 08/13/2014 at 17:54

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Right? I know that's not what he's saying but I remembered this gif and had to use it. It still is a bad call to butcher a Corvette like that so it WORKS ON SO MANY LEVELS